Monday, May 15, 2006

And so she appears. That name 'once uttered is usually followed by a display of the dark powers that flow through the furnace of hellfire which is her soul'.

Before i even try to dramatize the language,lets make this easy for everyone. PAULO U ARE A FUCKBAG FOR DOIN THIS EVEN BEFORE YOUR AMATHS PAPER U FUCKER.

now . there. aah.

' (I didn’t actually REALISE it, the female race seems to have a problem with my presumed lack of masculinity) ' = We dont have a problem with it, we are in fact embracing it rite , babes? (ash dearest can vouch for this)

Anyway and bitch, its faeces.
Get the spelling right man.

I want people to criticize our points, not our grammer faults.

Hahaha. Yes, this is what I am to the Paulo.
A bitch.


We go a long way back in history . And I leave it up to Paulo to want to divulge it .
We all have ugly pasts.
Paulo jus had a freaking disfigured childhood.
Haha.
ultimatum.



Until then, its back to you KID.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

High.

Honestly I wonder why? And to further emphasize this (rather enjoyable) state of deliriousness I am actually observing the fact that the first two sentences rhymed?

I am so cool eh?

So yeah this is my first post. I actually wanted to spring it off by narrating the tales of my previous blog, the death of my blogging spirit and various other enjoyable tales.

But I’m high and I refuse to dampen the mood.

It took tremendous amount of willpower to actually WRITE this! Honestly, I have like a million ideas and thoughts I want to blog. Yet I do not feel compelled to do so?

UNTIL NOW!

The universe.

Society.

People.

Race.

Indians.

Sex.

Cheese.

Sex.

A million thoughts and barely a few minutes.

BUT, it’s a start.

When I conceived this blog my initial thought was to offer differing points of view on common issue and you cant get more different than male and female thoughts!

That’s when I realized I wasn’t much of a male (I didn’t actually REALISE it, the female race seems to have a problem with my presumed lack of masculinity)

Whores.

It was then my advanced intellect (Don’t ask how advanced, MORE ADVANCED THAN YOURS PRICK) realized that it would be humorous (yeah educational too...it’s the cover story) to have a effeminate male (guess who here, sonovabitches) and a masculine female go head to head in a battle of wits.

But who OH who would be worthy of my genius I lamented to the glow of my Prolink monitor.

It was then that I saw her sign online.

She goes by many names. Some unpronounceable, most incomprehensible. In the common tongue she is known by one name, once uttered is usually followed by a display of the dark powers that flow through the furnace of hellfire which is her soul.

Satoishini.

But she’s nice :).

And scared the feces out of me…

You know I’m beginning to wonder how she will react to me making the first blog post a few hours before my a math exam?

Yeah, I’m not sleeping.

I barely studied too.

Whatca gonna do Zadoi, watcha gonna do.

Bring it…bitch

:)